To Demons,dragons,crazy cat bitches ect.
We are trained to deal with creatures like yourselves. Try anything and we’re going to have to get the snowplows to clean your bodies off the ground.
-1st Guard Hoves
I actually believe that, too. The Royal Guard ain’t nothing to fuck with.
G-good n-ni-night please c-come back. I d-don’t wa-
Guard:SHUT UP! All of you better leave or else
Holy Shit, the Royal Guard are more ruthless than I remember. Assuming this isn’t an isolated incident, that is.
I’m pretty sure her Royal Highness doesn’t even know of this.
Artencon-aret Hello and thinks for the follow.
Hovani You better be turning yourself in.
Fat chance. I’d sooner overdose on drugs.
Some of y’all may think my cutie mark has something to do with the criminal underworld. It makes sense that somepony would think that. It’s common for a cutie mark to relate to their job somehow. Well, mine doesn’t. My cutie mark is…
A fireball.
It doesn’t exactly look like that, but you get the gist. It symbolizes my affinity for destructive magic. I, like most ponies, got it when I was little. I nearly killed everypony in the room that day. Well, not killed. More like injured. But that is a story for another time.
*Scoffs* Aw, what’s the worst that could’ve happened if you did say no?
She banishes you to the moon or something?
*Upon seeing this, Hovani immediately spits out his Vintage Red Wine imported from the Griffin Kingdoms, all over his monitor.*
…the hell?
Whelp, that does it. Hell froze over, pigs should be flyin’ now, cause I’m actually attracted to a version of Pinkie Pie. But why? I mean, she may not be butchering ponies and shit, but still, she creeps me the fuck out!
